dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

by ste w October 30, 2013

Dangling Pineapple Pizza

A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.

Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.

Even better!

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014

Dangling disco biscuit

this occurs when a man hovers over a woman laying at the edge of the bed. The meat is then dangled towards the eager mouth. Finally u drop the disco biscuit in said mouth. Thus executing a text book dangling disco biscuit.

Tylers mom was laying on the beachchair which gave me the perfect opportunity to hit her wit the dangling disco biscuit

by TitsHemmingway February 22, 2011

Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".

We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

by pugwamp April 9, 2009

dangling bits

An Irish description, usually demeaning, for a mans genitals. Typically refering to a cowardly man, or bully.

Dennis is lacking a lot in the dangling bits.

Brigid: "Dennis stop that shit or I will cut off your dangling bits!"

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

Dangling Participle

An exposed penis, generally used when an exposed dick is seen in public.

"Did you see that dude's dangling participle?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of church is this again?"

by Bleepbloopblorpblip April 9, 2012

Dangling Clam

The rear view of a vagina when a woman is standing up straight with her legs slightly spread. The best view of a dangling clam is when one kneels so that his or her head is slightly below the woman's butt cheeks. This view is so named because the vagina in this state looks remarkably similar to a clam that is hanging and has it's widest face facing perpendicularly towards a person's eyes.

Yo Brian, check out that hot dangling clam over there. We can all see her vagina and she is none the wiser because she isn't even bent over. Fuckin' clam bake over here.

by Bonny LeBaron April 30, 2011