Daycare Parent

A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.

The dumb daycare parent was late again today picking up and conviently forgot to pay me.

by Queen1969 December 11, 2005

Daycare Lung

The often recurring general sickness that daycare children get from age zero to 2 years - which keeps their nose constantly running. Daycare lung typically disappears after two years when the child has built up an immunity to most germs known to mankind.

I'll be working from home tomorrow again - Madelin's daycare lung is acting up for the third time this month and she has been banned from school until her fever breaks.

by TiredDad October 5, 2009

daycare face

When a girl has a face so insanely cute that you just wanna drop your kids off on her face.

Mike- Brooke has such a cute face. I just wanna bust on her face
Ryan- she does have a daycare face

by Hockey88 May 22, 2020

daycare

what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of "jizz, waste and dildo"

It might snow in Detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

Daycare

Name given to someone who dates somebody far below the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: Dude Daycare hows it going
Guy 2: Really Guys, cmon you know my name is Jonathan South
Guy 1: You mean the same one from University of Maryland College Park
Guy 3: How's the girlfriend when does she get out from pre-school

by Cum 5 (2007-08) April 27, 2008

adult daycare

Corporate office. Adults attend during the day and are supervised and have activities to do while being locked up with other adults.

I got sick at the adult daycare.

by kamasutra January 14, 2008

Davecat

A guy on a BBC documentary about real dolls, who desperately needs a REAL woman in his life, because he's over obsessed with inanimate things. Thinks creepy, silicone dolls are better than human, fleshy women. See also: virgin

Did you see Davecat on "Guys and Dolls"? WHAT A FREAK!!

by Real Life Woman August 26, 2009