Daved

Drunk, pissed, sozzled, wankered or otherwise intoxicated as a result of alcohol

I schwear to God, I've neffer been scho daved in my entire liffe!

by Crazy Frog September 15, 2008

Daved

When playing Disc Golf, if a person walks in the way of the person throwing, after being warned, and gets nailed by the disc which could leave a nice welt.

Oh shit, that motherfucker just got daved, that had to hurt.

by Broass June 11, 2006

Daved

A form of the word Dave, it means to be pussy whipped, and your girlfriends bitch, even though you aren't even engaged.

You are so fucking Daved

by vshankthetank December 10, 2010

Daved

Ditch, cheated or otherwise tricked in some some way.

I was waiting for Joe but he daved me.
Jim really daved me on that last deal.

by FVI July 6, 2007

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do need said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 9, 2007

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007

Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019