date night heels

What you call fuck-me shoes when your grandmother is listening.
So I'm going to the store for a pair of what I called "date night heels", and my grandmother said "You mean fuck-me pumps?" My grandmother is awesome.
by Lady Csyde March 17, 2013
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Detroit date night

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018
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date night pro

Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance
date night pro: dissolve in you, fuse witchu, emerge as brand new.
by Krkič January 26, 2020
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