Darkene

A person (generally a guy) who goes overseas, never talks to their girlfriend and talks constantly to another girl.

Mark: Hey that Ken was a bit of a darkene when he went overseas
Tracy: Yeah I heard he cheated on Sam

by sunflowerhater May 31, 2018

good darkening

A term of introduction used when it is too late to say good evening

“Good darkening guys, how’s it going?”

by gaydragon420 May 11, 2018

Immoral Darkening

acceptance of darkness in morality

Man 1: Look! He's going through Immoral Darkening!
Man 2: Oh shit! You're right!

by blusuki April 25, 2023

Farken darken nuggs

A way to dramatically convey an idea or point

Well that’s a Farken darken nuggs of an idea!

by Razberries February 4, 2021

room darkener

A penis so large it blocks all light in the room in which it is unleashed.

Jemma's room's gonna go from looking like midday to midnight real quick once she unzips Latrell's room darkener.

by Steve_Slack October 19, 2022