donkament

Another name for a poker tournament. So many donkeys play in tournaments now that the two words have become combined, into donkament.

I was playing in a donkament when some idiot drew out on me

by Eric Lindgren November 20, 2007

dankumentary

A documentary, only more dank.

A: Hey bro, have you seen that new dankumentary on Netflix?
B: Hell yeah it was pretty freakin dank bro !

by Mauren420 May 18, 2016

b-dankadank

A big pussy, particularly one with a big toe (camel toe), visible through heavy clothing.

That ho has one monster b-dankadank!

by Hi-C April 17, 2006

donkament

A donkament is a poker tournament who's blind and chip stack structure is such that an overly aggressive style of play is the common. Typically, donkaments have lower buyins and less skilled players. However, the WSOP has 1K donkaments every weekend during it's annual event and there is plenty of talent in that field.

I am off to gamble it up in a donkament, be back in an hour.

by The new Hoff December 12, 2010

DarkAgent

Dark: /därk/
Adjective:

With little or no light.

Agent: /ˈājənt/
Noun:

A person who acts on behalf of another, in particular.
A person who manages business, financial, or contractual matters for an actor, performer, or writer.

============= (therefore) ==============

DarkAgent: /därk/ājənt/
Noun:

"One who is service to a darker power."

Fred: Whats with that guy over there sitting over in the shadows?

Bob: Hmmmm.. perhaps he's a DarkAgent?

by DarksMinion February 21, 2012

donkaments

A situation where one or severall persons behave like donkeys.

In poker a donkey, or "donk" is a person with inferior understanding of the game and who basically play the "wrong" way.

Due to the fact that there is randomness in poker, sometimes the "wrong" move may result in winning a pot against a wiser player. When a really silly move ends up in winning the pot due to a very unlikely draw hitting, you can call this a donkament.

Quotes that I heard :

"I'll never play online during week ends again, it's such donkaments"

by JB Joule December 13, 2007

Drunkadental

When you open a bottle of wine by yourself and wake up at Taco Bell 4 hours later... “accidentally” drunk.

Dude I woke up this morning and couldn’t find my pants... I totally got drunkadental last night.

Last night I got drunksadental... I went to happy hour for “one drink.”

by PDXRN_86 May 24, 2018