Danish Swearwords

A Danish word which is frowned upon.

For satan din fede idiot.
For fuck sake you fat idiot.
Danish Swearwords

by pis LORT FUCK DIN MOR June 11, 2018

danish surprise

A Danish Surprise is the act of farting on someone's pillow.

While my wife got up to use the bathroom, I gave her a danish surprise before she returned.

by Bonkj October 10, 2013

Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.

Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."

by El Hombre' July 5, 2012

Danish Scalp Massage

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.

Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.

by Scrootie McBoogerballs July 27, 2012

Danish spa

Being in a danish spa is preforming oral sex and having the person pass gas in your face. Most of the time this happends in or close to climax. Can be preformed or recived by male or female.

" you so did not just put me in the Danish spa"

by Evils September 14, 2006

Danish Stroke

Hqving a stroke,and dying from, to which the mortician makes the body look like a danish muffin.

Is occasionally eaten.

Damn! He that was a sad, tasty danish stroke.

by Chromosome24 January 23, 2011

danish summer

The most horrible type of weather changes with Storms ånd Rain and maybe snow at times and egen The Sun Coles out and it is Nice in The matter of minuts it is dækning again

Oh what a Danish summer it is

by Datasstim August 4, 2017