damnesia

the temporary or permanent loss of fucks to give;

complete or partial ability to give a shit

the only way for Charlie to explain how he miss placed his old lady's phone for the umpteenth time was damnesia.

"Hey Charlie, you didnt make it to the office holiday party last night!"
"Damnesia"

by urfriendjae February 17, 2022

DAMNESNIA

A COMBINATION OF THE WORD AMNESIA AND DEMENTIA. A STATE OF MIND IN WHICH A PERSON SUFFERS SYMPTOMS OF BOTH AMNESIA, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, LIKELY ADHD TOO, SO SEVERELY, IT MEETS THE CRITERIA FOR DEMENTIA.

LAURIN: "REMEMBER LAST EASTER WHEN WE HID ALL THOSE EASTER EGGS FOR THE KIDS AT CHURCH?"

SARA: "HUH? NO. I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION..NOT RINGING THE SLIGHTEST BELL. HELL, I COULD HIDE MY OWN EASTER EGGS THANKS TO MY DAMNESNIA."

by JAMAAL February 18, 2013

Dammnesia

When a situation follows with: Damn! That didn't happen or damn! I don't remember that; usually after copious amounts of alcohol, due to having done something regrettable that someone reminds you of the day after, that you don't remember.

You came onto me last night! Damn! I don't remember that. Must be that damn, dammnesia. I suffer from that, sorry.

by Mcdolealynn February 3, 2020

Dammnesia

When a situation follows with: Damn! That didn't happen or damn! I don't remember that; usually after copious amounts of alcohol, due to having done something regrettable that someone reminds you of the day after, that you don't remember.

You came onto me last night! Damn! I don't remember that. Must be that damn, dammnesia. I suffer from that, sorry.

by Mcdolealynn February 3, 2020

Danesia

When you are the Victorian premier and you ruin the entire state then suddenly and very conveniently forget what happened.

I have Danesia.

I’m not sure who hired the private security firm.

I didn’t receive an offer of ADF assistance.

by Tigerland2019 September 25, 2020

Dadnesia

Whenever A friend "forgets" that has a prior engagement with his dad and either alters or breaks plans with you.

Hey sorry bro so I'll leave it up to you whatever you want to do but I have a slight issue.. I can be out the door and on the bike in 10 mins with my shorts but I have to be back at the house by 6:30pm because I forgot my dad got steaks and was planning on grilling them. Will that still work? Sorry man this is one those things I was talking about yesterday with "still living at home" that always winds up being an issue I'm suffering from Dadnesia.

by JimGallo1973 August 21, 2022

Danesia

Danesia refers to the loss of memories, specifically conversations. The sufferer is typically unable to recall a conversation they have had with you in the past and will proceed to tell you a story you’ve already heard. Sufferers will also ignore cues by listeners suggesting that they have engaged in this conversation already. Danesia is incredibly rare. It was first discovered in 1995 in Melbourne, Australia with only 1 known case. Epidemiologist are still studying it’s risk patterns. There are no known causes rather a mix of environment factors.

“A new Beatles documentary just came out”
“Yeah I know, spoke to Dan and his Danesia was in full force”

by Walkthelines January 5, 2022