Dammit Jerry!

Comes from NBC's Parks and Recreation. This is a term used to express extreme disappointment, annoyance, frustration, disbelief, dismay, dumbfoundedness, or irritation at yet another dumb thing that Pawnee, Indiana Parka and Recreation Department employee Garry "Jerry" Gergich has done.

This term can be used generically to express the above reaction at any stupid thing that anyone does by replacing the person's real name with "Jerry."

TERRENCE: "Ugh. I just dropped my peanut butter and jelly sandwich on your laptop keyboard. Oops."

PHILLIP: "Dammit Jerry! You're such a Jerry!"

TERRENCE: "Who's Jerry?"

PHILLIP: "You are, idiot."

by RicoBHI August 30, 2012

van damme carwash

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

damien maymdien

The somewhat-main character in the video "maybe i could eat blades of grass".
According to himself, he frequently gets asked the question, "why is everything so dumb and stupid?"

hi, i'm damien maymdien. I know what you're probably thinking, and I've heard it a hundred times.

by idontdontuseurbandictionary August 24, 2021

Van Damme Friday

Lack of work production on a friday afternoon, often characterized by sending emails of Jean Claude Van Damme dancing horribly.

Looks like it's another Van Damme Friday.

by Pats Mom March 7, 2008

Dammit Miles

A plague on both your houses
Used as a curse when something bad happens to you blame the king of black magic, Miles

*drops book* Dammit Miles!
*Dies during gameplay* Dammit Miles

by applechicken December 25, 2013

Beaver dammed

The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.

She was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy

by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012

Gosh Dammit

in between gosh darn it and god damn it. It sufficiently gets the point across in a frustrating situation

Person 1: hey dude that skinny bastard is writing you another parking ticket.

Person 2: Gosh Dammit i hate that kid

by Toddjg10 November 1, 2010