Dankwanker

One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.

Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker

by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014

dakane

a real nigga

I wish I was dakane

by dakane November 4, 2018

Brinette Dakanno

A bitch that laughs at everything. She is always using big ass words. From scottland and not kansas

stranger: whats your cousins name?
me: Brinette Dakanno
brinette dakanno: laughs out of no where

by Cris junior7362 June 29, 2019

Dankwanker

An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.

"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"

by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014

Dawang

Dawang means to pass out, take a nap, or fall asleep. The sleep must be very deep, and hard to be awoken from. Dawanging does not happen on a bed, but usually during class or at an inconvenient time.

"Damn, I dawang'd hard during class today."

"I was at a meeting and I just dawang'd."

by hollandmoon April 2, 2013

Dankwanker

A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.

"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."

by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014

Dawann

When you are a diva and boss at the same time. Nothing or no one can compare to you

He think he is the shit, no he is Dawann

by Beyoncélover December 19, 2016