DailyMailitus

DailyMailitus - A common disease which is endemic amongst the middle-classes of England, mainly infecting housewives and is normally caused by reading and believing what's published in the Daily Mail newspaper (the disease can also be contracted by coming into close contact with an infected person(s)).
Symptoms of the illness usually include some or all of the following; Heightened levels of ignorance, a total lack of tolerance towards foreigners, an inclination to blame everything on immigrants, negative views how the country is being run and a tendency to sensationalise fairly unimportant issues.

In order to cure DailMailitus the suffer must stop reading the Daily Mail immediately and go on a strict diet of 'the truth' and 'hard facts'

Lady 1 - "Did you hear Sheila at the PTA meeting on Thursday? She was complaining about hoodie-wearing immigrants stealing all the local jobs and causing global warming."

Lady 2 - "Oh not again. The kids went back to school two week's ago so she's had a lot of spare time to catch DailyMailitus"

by Alkebab March 22, 2007

DaiHambone

Daihambone - or Dai-Hambone is a south Wales phrase describing a person who is not only clever, but is annoyingly, always correct in everything he says.

"That Einstein - he's a right DaiHambone!"

"I like Steven Fry, but he can be a right DaiHambone sometimes!"

by TheMeddler October 28, 2011

daila

a beautiful woman that is smart,kind, nice...sometimes funny! she can be extreme annoying, but she’s worth it. She often has an attitude or can be bipolar. She can get very mean if you cross her. She is also petty. Worst person to start a problem with but she is very blunt. She is also opened minded and has great ideas. She is freaky. She would do anything for someone that she loves and cares a lot about. All the men want her, if u have a daila you better keep her cause she's a blessing that you have.

first man; “who’s that?”

second man; “that’s daila

first man; “she’s really beautiful

second man; “she mans girlfriend

by Melissa M. June 1, 2018

Daijamere

Daijamere is a girl who is crazy,smart,caring,loving,goofy, unique, and loves to dance. She cares for her family and friends no matter what. She is definitely the type of girl any guy would want to be with! She is truly an inspiration and angel

Did you see the new girl Daijamere? She’s so hot!

by BestBiach11 February 21, 2019

Dailymar

Dailymar is a girl who is beautiful,loyal,trustworthy sometimes she can be mean sometimes if she has to but she is also really nice she loves her friends if you have a Dailymar in your life don’t let her go

Dailymar is so beautiful

by Dailymar March 15, 2019

Dailany

Dailany: She is sweet when she wants to be! Mean and rude when she tired or when she in a bad mood! She is loud and extra but also funny! She is quite with people she don’t trust but loud with friends or close friends. She loves to be herself and herself only! She is fun to hang out with!

The most fun, beautiful, funny,loud person is Dailany!

by 👑 YASS QUEEN 👑 October 21, 2018

Dailan

Dailan is a lovable and fun person. He struggles with heartbreak but is also a master of hearts. He’s dedicated to his goals and has a soft spot for the people he loves. He’s understanding and charismatic with a lovable unique charm. Dailan is the best type of people and gives great advice.

Dailan is the GOAT.

by LilCo170 January 12, 2020