Don't quit your dayjob

A way of saying that you shouldn't quit you job if you're really bad at something.

When a (girl/boy)friend does something he/she is really bad at you say "Don't quit your dayjob", so they don't think they can make any money on it.

by Hei124567890 February 12, 2010

Dadjibit

A exclamation of frustration, which can be used when one is attempting a humorous impersonation of someone from the South, or when one wishes to make a point about the depth of their frustration.

Dadjibit, I can't find my freaking SOAP!

by Son of Athena May 31, 2011

Dadjo

Another name for father or dad.

An affectionate and fun name to call your father.

Dadjo could you help me with my math homework?

Will Dadjo and Mumsy be home soon?

by Mumsy Kay August 17, 2016

danjob

A hand job that it given or received in an airport, train terminal, or bus station

Gonna head down to the g-hound station and get me a danjob

by JibbsMagoo November 27, 2018

Dadjoke

A cringe worthy joke typically made by dads.
!dadjoke

Twitch chat spam Kappa

Oh you tried out my new dadjoke command? It sure knows a lot of cringe LUL

by Anakin_EU February 22, 2020

Daijoboobing

Verb
The act of placing one's breasts in the hands/on the head of a person in need of reassuring. Alternatively, the receiver's head may also be squeezed in the set of breasts.

Person 1: Is that guy motorboating his girlfriend? We're in an office man.
Person 2: Nah, that's Steve. He didn't get the promotion do his girlfriend is Daijoboobing him.

by Sable_Hero December 21, 2020

Daijoboob

Noun
A breast placed in the hands/rested on the head of a person in need of reassuring. Alternatively, said person's head may also be squeezed in the set of breasts.

see daijouboobing

Partner 1: Urgh, I'm so frustrated that I didn't promotion!
Partner 2: I'm really sorry, Darling. Do you want a Daijoboob?
Partner 1: Yes please
*Daijoboob ensues*
Partner 2: There, there... Everything's going to be daijobu...

by Sable_Hero December 21, 2020