Cycling 

The act of playing "This Cycle"

I was cycling so hard today man uhh ahhh I can't move

Cycling by aaitjnriwk May 22, 2023

Cycling 

The irrational desire to get weird tan lines

« Why do you have straight horizontal tan lines on your thighs? » « Oh, I went cycling the other week. »

Cycling by Flodo05 May 1, 2025

Cycling tan 

A tanning of the skin appearing on the neck, arms and legs of an avid cyclist. Similar to a farmers tan with some distinguishing features, caused by wearing tight fitting clothing and other cycling accessories while out riding in the sun for extended periods of time.

Tan lines on the upper arm and wrist are caused by short sleeve jersey and gloves. The body hugging Lycra shorts of roadies and XC jey boys helps to give a distinguished tan line on the lower thigh. Helmet straps and sunglasses can cause white patches on the face and jaw.

Check out that dudes cycling tan, has he been in training for the tour?

Cycling tan by tenners June 1, 2009

Cycling Brain 

It's the brain fog you get after a hard bike ride and the excuse you use for messing up simple things. It's your brain after cycling.

Forgot to water the garden - Cycling brain
Took a wromg turn while navigating - Cycling brain.
Messed up the spelling of wrong and did not notice it - Cycling brain.

Cycling Brain by copa6 July 12, 2023

Cycling Deficiency

The clips from home video programmes, when people fall off their bikes

person1, ouch did you see that kid fall off his bike then?

person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency

person1, still pretty funny tho

Cycling Deficiency by punkyroo March 30, 2011

Cycling eating disorder

A disorder with episodes of endless hunger and binge eating. As well as episodes with a lack of hunger and a lack of eating.

Common in teen girls.

I had cycling eating disorder when I was a teenager.

Cycling eating disorder by 459395 July 23, 2024

Cycling Mikey 

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.

Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*

Cycling Mikey by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025