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cyberfasting

Taking a break from social networking sites and random time-killing online activities. You still use e-mail and take care of important things (like bills, if you do those online), but avoid instant messaging, YouTube, Twitter, MySpace and Facebook (exceptions: it's the only or best way to get in touch with someone about real-life activities.

The goal is to de-ADD your life and reduce any unhealthy drain on your time and energy so you are more connected to and productive in the real world, ideally making some people happier and healthier who seem addicted to the internet. It can make you more focused and productive.

Being accused of procrastination, stalking/"stalking", having no life, etc. are all signs you need to cyberfast. In some cases, drama magically occurs less and less!
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Guy 1: Dude, I haven't seen you on Facebook or AIM in a week! I thought you were dead.
Guy 2: Naw, man, I was just cyberfasting. I get too addicted to cyberspace sometimes! I never get anything done.
Guy 1: Oh, snap--I should do that. Some girl thinks I'm stalking her just because I LOL at all the funny crap she posts all day.

Guy 2: SHE should cyberfast, too.

2.
Lindsay Lohan went on a cyberfast and everyone thought she had been kidnapped or gone to rehab when she disappeared from cyberspace for a few weeks.
by DojiMaidori September 29, 2009
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cyberglomp

1. When you, out of boredom, hear the sign-in sound and immediately drop everything (if anything) you're doing to send whoever it was a message* only moments after.

You are the cyberglomper

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2. When you come home, sign in to your favorite IM program, and are IMMEDIATELY attacked by a chat window*.

You are the cyberglompee.

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*Said chat windows usually contain an expression of joy that was typed in caps and possibly also an emoticon.
Example #1:

Friend(?): *signs in*
You: *cyberglomps* ZOMG HAI!!! xD

Example #2:

You: *signs in*
Friend(?): *cyberglomps* YAAAAAAY!!!!! ^_^
by MintyFreshness January 7, 2010
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Cybersmart

I was talking to a guy online and he asked if I had a webcam and I said no, because I am cybersmart.
by nuttie February 25, 2009
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Cybergang

A group of cybercriminals who fought with another group of cybercriminals.
The VGCP, UTTP and EDCP are actually cybergangs despite the "police" in their title.
by TheDanielPlainviewArmy March 12, 2019
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Cybercasm

Sarcasm through online networking such as facebook, myspace, and twitter.
Ted: was okay with not having any guanidine HCl today...but no chloroform? How am I supposed to get any science done! AAARGGHH!!!! Time to order MORE stuff.

Mike: I hate it when that happens...........

Ted: I sense some cyber-sarcasm...cybercasm?
by Jkwon the Chef August 27, 2009
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cyberamics

This is the name used for the Chuck E Cheese animatronic characters that are made by Chuck E. Cheese.

They originated in the early 80s and look like big stuffed animals. All cyberamics have very similar mechanisms making it very easy to interchange and replace parts when necessary. The main 5 characters in the Chuck E. Cheese band only have 8 movements.

Company’s such as Animation World and Kentix have made cyberamics for Chuck E. Cheese basing it off the original designs with more modern improvements In the 90s.

There are other versions of the Chuck E. Cheese band not made by Chuck E. Cheese so they are not Cyberamics. For example the 3 stage and Studio C Shows
The Chuck E Cheese 2-Stage has Cyberamics and they look funny.
by Bullfrogs Banjo April 7, 2023
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Cybersmart

Someone who seems smart online from their using various reference sites, but when you meet them in person they're dumb as a post.
Tracy was quoting the bible and Hamlet on face book so I thought she was on my level. When I met her it turned out she was only cybersmart.
by Dordiebob April 18, 2009
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