Cybercriminal

A term used to describe an individual that performs certain keyboard and mouse actions that security companies portray as being the most serious crime imaginable and results in jail sentences longer than serial killers and fines greater than billionaires' fortunes.

The purpose of this term is to sell more security products by scaring the public.

It should be noted that "cyber" means virtual, so by its own definition it's not a crime.

It should also be noted that driving 5 mph over the speed limit has the potential to cause more harm than sending 20 billion porn spam emails.

judge: I fine you $240,000,000 for the 800,000 spam messages you sent to myspace in the period of 2 days that earned you $500,000 and could have been fixed by a DBA with a single SQL query that takes 500ms to execute.

prisoner a: What are you in for?
prinoner b: Murder & Dismemberment, 15 years. What about you?
prisoner a: Cybercrime, 60 years and a $5bn fine.
prisoner b: WTF is cybercrime?
prisoner a: I made peoples' PCs show advertisements without their consent.
prisoner b: Like TV?
prisoner a: Yes.

symantec exec a: spyware, adware, worm, trojan, spam...it all sounds too friendly!...it needs sexing up to increase our sales
symantec exec b: how about CYBERCRIME & CYBERCRIMINALS?
...
Defend your PC against CRIMINALS!
Only Norton can protect your PC from the same crooks responsible for armed robery and drug dealing.

by Serial Cybercriminal May 20, 2008

cybergripe

to gripe about a company, its products or services, in a blog or web site. The right to gripe is protected by the First Amendment in the US and by equivalent laws in other countries.

"The bloggers' concerted cybergripes brought the company down. Serves it right too!"

by Erik Ringmar November 10, 2008

Cybercise

This is when you are so out of shape (because it happens more often) that when you play a game online with a buddy against 2 other guys and you are trying to get 1st so bad that your heart starts beating so fast and you start sweating and then you can't sleep for like an hour because you have too much adrenaline.

Man, the other day I got some good cybercise when me and my buddy played a 2v2 CTF on UT, the only problem was I couldn't sleep for like 2 hours afterwards!

by Nitaro02 February 10, 2005

Cybercrisis

The emotional upset, followed by hours of texts, emails & status changes that occur after you accidentally hit the wrong button on Facebook. A.K.A. CyberDrama

OMG ~ I totally created this huge cybercrisis by liking his relationship status change! I'm tired of all this Cyberdrama He's such a "cyberdrama queen!"

by Galiana August 10, 2009

Cybercise

Cybercise is the best way to get fitness into your life. Using an online portal Cybercise members can follow along to exercise videos and access other wellness content. Each member has their own Cybercise page where they can connect with friends and colleagues and challenge themselves and each other to do more programs. The Cybercise portal also includes a robust calendar feature so each member can schedule their fitness and wellness routines. The Cybercise programs include strength, cardio, yoga, stretching. Coming soon is pilates, tai chi, massage and programs you can do with a partner.

Have you cybercised today?

Don't be out of shape, get cybercise.

by Jane Cybercise September 1, 2009

cybercide

The word most commonly used by the illusive girl cybuur on many sites. Cybercide just takes the place of words such as talk.

Wanna Commit Cybercide?

by TheLittleFish January 3, 2008

cybercide

To kill another player in an on-line game. See also, cybercidal.

Intercaust plays Call of Duty to commit cybercide so much, he named his clan "Cybercide(-Cc-)".

by Intercaust February 4, 2004