Crucified

An Item or object that is beyond repairable or badly damaged

Man, look at that phone, it’s crucified!

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

crucified

A rapper that is too stupidly fast that all you hear is daravazagarabaz biggity biggity bao bop bop biwa fasldf;kj sae

What's that weird rambling noise?
Oh sorry I was listening to Crucified

by biggit bgapo February 6, 2018

crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.

by John L Foster May 9, 2005

Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003

crucifish

The lord savior that came to us via bones of a fish. That when shaken sound like dice and blesses you for all eternity. All hail the crucifish!

Our lord and savior the crucifish lives in us.

by Allhailthefish December 6, 2016

Crucifished

Similar to catfishing. This is When someone or something presents itself in a way that initially does not seem to be religiously motivated, but then at the last second becomes all about Jesus.

I was talking to a cute boy who seemed interested in me until he started trying to convert me. I was totally crucifished

by nick P-lourde July 18, 2018

Crucified

A total dickface who sucks a lot of asshole in his sparetime. He has been recently spotted sucking the chode of a cumdumpster named Felorin.

You're a fag, Curt. (Curt being Crucified.

by 20 August 17, 2004