Cuzband

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a
: A son of one's uncle or aunt who you marry, fuck, and literally reproduce with
b
: a man descended from one's grandparent or more remote ancestor by two or more steps and in a different line, who you still marry fuck and reproduce with. 👀
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How does she expect anyone to take her seriously while she's fucking her cuzband?

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Cusband

When you marry marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband

Yeah, that’s my cusband- don’t ask any questions

by Boogaloochoo September 8, 2018

cusband

when you marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband.

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"yeah thats my cusband, don't ask any questions"

by MelonMCOfficial October 5, 2019

Cusband

When you marry your cousin and he becomes your cusband.

Yeah, that's my cusband. Don't ask any questions.

by Acrobotic April 14, 2020

cuzbandry

Companionship between two cousins (or cuz-faces) that is so intimate, it borders homo-eroticism. The most common sightings of this big ol’ gay bond in action typically occur in 2-man team sports. Playing/mating patterns of the cuzband are similar to that of the mourning dove – one per lifetime.

Hoss: Say, Lil' Gary, would you like to join me for a bout of horseshoes?
Lil' Gary: No thanks, Hoss, I only play 2-man team sports with my cuzband, Luis. We are the epitome of cuzbandry.

by Tdeauxpahssss July 14, 2010

cusband

when a girl marrys her cousin he is refferred to as her cusband. This is popular in the south

Kendro: Isn't that that chicks cousin
she is kissing ?

Kevin: It used to be. Now Its her cusband.

by kendro August 23, 2005

cusband

your husband...who is also your cousin

"It didn't work out with John, so I just married my mom's sister's son. Now he's my cusband."

by Amused414 April 14, 2009