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Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.
Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”
by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018
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cum custodian

some body who cleans up cum for a living
my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets
by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006
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combat custodian

Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.
Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!
by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011
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cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.
As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...
by Sonder Life September 15, 2019
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roy the custodian

Roy the custodian is the mascot of glynn academy. he will get you out of class and let you help him and bobby clean the cafeteria or go to the teachers lounge. he is usually found holding a knife to someone’s throat or calling someone a “lil bitchass” or a “dumbass” no one will snitch on him because he will kill them
yo Roy the custodiangot me out of class yesterday to unclog the toy
by roy the custodian January 25, 2019
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Lmao i aint no custodian

When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to
Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian
by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019
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Custodian

When you give a blumpkin but clean up the shit with a rim job before they can wipe.
Friend: why your girl look like she just face smashed a fudgesicle?

Me confused: cause I tried to wipe after a blumpkin and she won the race with a rimjob, cleaned it up like a custodian.
by Kinggampo August 1, 2020
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