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courtesy custodian

The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.
Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms.

I went to use the bathroom the other day to find a pube on the seat; people really need to learn how to courtesy custodian.
by The offended January 16, 2008
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cum custodian

some body who cleans up cum for a living
my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets
by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006
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cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.
As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...
by Sonder Life September 15, 2019
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combat custodian

Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.
Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!
by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011
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custodian cooter

When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.
Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?
by Solegasm April 7, 2024
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roy the custodian

Roy the custodian is the mascot of glynn academy. he will get you out of class and let you help him and bobby clean the cafeteria or go to the teachers lounge. he is usually found holding a knife to someone’s throat or calling someone a “lil bitchass” or a “dumbass” no one will snitch on him because he will kill them
yo Roy the custodiangot me out of class yesterday to unclog the toy
by roy the custodian January 25, 2019
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Custodian

A female canine that looks like a cassowary.
A Custodian should only mate with the male equivalent know as a Quidlith
by Rct0712 February 22, 2024
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