Friend: why your girl look like she just face smashed a fudgesicle?
Me confused: cause I tried to wipe after a blumpkin and she won the race with a rimjob, cleaned it up like a custodian.
Me confused: cause I tried to wipe after a blumpkin and she won the race with a rimjob, cleaned it up like a custodian.
by Kinggampo August 01, 2020
When you bang a girl on the carpet and give her a good rug burn on her back. Like you may get from corduroy pants running. Then when you’re about to nut, flip her over, cum in her open wound, and punch her in the back of the head real hard, creating a large lump. Like a camel.
I caught a charge.
Friend: what did you do?
My girl pissed me off so I gave that bitch the “corduroy camel”
Friend: what did you do?
My girl pissed me off so I gave that bitch the “corduroy camel”
by Kinggampo November 14, 2017