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Cursed Beans

Cursed Beans are beans in weird places.

Why.
Beans in a rifle?

CURSED BEANS!
by ajcanadian November 15, 2019
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s'cuse me mate...

A 's'cuse me mate' is either a male or female who approaches you to ask for something. The opening line is always 's'cuse me mate'..... Nine times out of ten they request a small sum of money ranging from 10p to 50p. There's often an elaborate story behind this such as having to make a phone call or getting a bus to Rochdale.
*Casually walking through Manchester City Centre and a scruffy looking man approaches*

s'cuse me mate... have you got 20p to borrow, cos what is it is yeahh, I've gotta get to Rochdale to pick up my job seekers intit'
by Tony Fishfingers December 16, 2016
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Casedemic

An overemphasis on the amount of positive results of those infected , who may not even be contagious or have an infective viral load ; in order to deter from the fact that the infection is either weakening, or has depleted susceptibles , or that population herd immunity has been achieved as evidenced by the steadily declining hospitalization and death rates for such illness.
See how they are creating the Casedemic ? They are setting PCR tests at high Cycle Thresholds , like 37-40 Ct, which pick up dead nucleotides of a virus on someone who isn't really sick or contagious, but they'll still mark as a positive because the test picked up dead genetic fragments of that previous infection. This is generating tons of "case positives", but of people who aren't really dangerous to public health.
by The Florida Populist November 2, 2020
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Crused

Crused is a Word that the Popular NBA 2K Youtuber Nadexe uses a lot.

It can translate to something out of place, or messed up in a way, or broken in some way
My Buddy Broke his neck the other day, He got his shit Crused
by MigosFan February 11, 2018
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cursed image

A cursed image is any image that can incite the 5 W's in a person, these 5 W's being, who, what, when, where and why. things like this missing from a image are what is supposed to make you really think and there should be no answer. a image can have these properties but not be cursed. a cursed image also needs a good vibe to it and is commonly a non photoshopped image that has been taken with a old camera or phone. the image has to make you really think for it to be cursed and there are aspects to a image that can make it especially cursed ex. trends like: flash from a phone in a dark place, random items placed in unusual ways, things not how they are supposed to be, and misuse of items. these factors commonly are attributed to a cursed image, but not always and a cursed image is widely up to interpretation and there is no real line or concrete definition. if your unsure about a image contact a person who is in common contact and use of cursed images.
i took this photo in weird lighting and it is very strange can you tell me if its a cursed image or not?
by Cofii August 26, 2017
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Cursed Romantic

Cursed Romantics are the most oblivious people on the planet. They are people that are good looking, confident, and get people to fall for them without even knowing it. These people are also great romantics who enjoy nothing better than being with someone, but never have the chance to do so because of the curse. The curse is a cycle of 9 steps.
Step 1.The person with the curse likes a person.

Step 2.The cursed person decides after spending a little time with the person that they are not getting the reaction they'd like from the person and try to move on.

Step 3.The cursed moves on to another person in an attempt to get over the last person.

Step 4.Person that the cursed liked originally realizes that they have extremely strong feelings for the cursed.

Step 5.Cursed obliviously follows after 2nd person, who is also not getting the relationship they want.

Step 6.This following of another person by the cursed causes the original liked person to become sad and hearbroken, especially since the cursed to too oblivious to notice that they original has finally returned their feelings for them.

Step 7.A long time later, the oblivious cursed romantic will found out that their original person liked them back. They will try to go after that person.

Step 8.Only to find that person dating a person that is one of your friends but lesser than you (not as good looking, fatter, drab, ect.).

Step 9.This causes the cycle to start over again.
Girl 1: " Did you hear that Steven never had a girlfriend? He seems like the kind who would have had a lot."

Girl 2: "Yeah, it's not like he's gay, he's just a cursed romantic."
by Disonnance January 7, 2011
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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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