cusband

Your first cousin who becomes your husband in an incestuous relationship, which can cause mutated children.

Dude, that kid is so ugly his dad must have been a cusband

by Gipperoni December 12, 2011

Cusband

CUSBAND
Pronounced: kuhz buhnd

-Noun
The official redneck term for a lesbian cousin.

-Origin
2011 - flowerchild4life

My cusband had a beautiful wedding. I sat on the bride's side.

by DarkFantasy January 21, 2011

cusband

When your cousin is your husband and or your lover.

cousin: my uncle isn't home.
cousin 2: let's fuck and get marries so you can be my cusband.

by ☆☆Alex☆☆ July 16, 2019

Cusband

When someone is your cousin and your husband.

"I met my cusband at my uncle's wedding when I was five."

by The Rey-Train December 29, 2019

Cousband

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013

cousband

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.

That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.

by Mack57 September 1, 2008

cousband

one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time

My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.

by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009