Cumfuck Bastard

1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas

Lucas you absolute Cumfuck Bastard

by FuckyouLucas October 22, 2019

Cunfuckle

When your are extremely confused and dont know what to say

im cunfuckled

by UNUUWUOWOUVUOVO January 13, 2022

Cumfuckery

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck

What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?

by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011

cutfucked

Abhorrent, destructive, beyond-belief, woeful haircut by a hairdresser

Carlas new hairstyle was totally cutfucked

by Sally says June 6, 2020

cumfucktard

Anal sex with a fountain of piss going down your mouth while being fucked in the shitter by harry the hamster

Hey wanna have some cumfucktard again tonight Teddy?

Teddy: Can't tonight harry the hamster is busy fucking hitler naked sexy nothing wrong

by Hitler Naked 123 August 27, 2023

cumfuck

Cumfuck is the process when a group of 2 or more people continue with sex after both have had orgasms. This makes the sex more enjoyable as due to the amounts of cum slushing about, it lubricates the vagina, or anus, and makes the entire experience more pleasurable, and wet.

After several long hours of cumfuck, we had completely redecorated the dining room.

by THE SEX GOD 69 November 22, 2010

retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009