A cuntwagon is similar to a douche-canoe. A douche-canoe is someone who’s something more than a douche. A cuntwagon is a name for someone who has surpassed douche, douche-canoe, and cunt and moved to a place where their cunthood requires its own transportation.
They were a total cuntwagon, how could they let your partner go to the wrong hospital when you you got in that accident? You need to check your parental unit.
by Blandleparadise January 15, 2023
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by xxCaptainUnderpantsxx September 29, 2009
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