national consumer center

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.

National consumer center sucks balls.

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 30, 2019

cuntstomer

Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.

I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.

by mistahtom November 29, 2005

consumer surplus

an economic term for the benefit you get (or retain) when you obtain something for less than you think it is really worth.

I got a new Gizmondo for 100 pounds and I would have paid up to 200 so I had a lot of consumer surplus.
That company has a monopoly so they jack up the prices to erode my consumer surplus.

by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006

cuntservative

Anyone who uses the term "cuck" to describe someone he disagrees with politically.

Ugh, cuntservatives sure like calling people cucks, don't they?

by snigglesbeta November 30, 2016

consumerize

The act of succumbing to or forcing someone into the consumer mentality; usually infers negative connotations.

James totally consumerized himself during a spending spree at the mall, buying an iPhone AND 3 pairs of Gap jeans.

by philipacamaniac February 27, 2008

Consumermas

The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.

How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.

by iv_chosen1 February 25, 2009

consumerism

Buying stuff we don't need and killing the Earth's resources.

It's wonderful that our economy is based on consumerism.

by Haemoglobbin December 18, 2012