"Hey, Martha I got my period, and we are best friends. Did you get yours?"
"No, not yet, Shirley. I've been feeling cuntstipated. "
"No, not yet, Shirley. I've been feeling cuntstipated. "
by _cunning_linguist_ June 2, 2018
Get the Cuntstipatedmug. When a bitch is so stuck in her ways and won't listen.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.
Marissa: Wow, did you notice how bitchy Sheila has been recently?
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.
by Dr. Defined April 8, 2019
Get the Cuntstipatedmug. (n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011
Get the cuntstipationmug. by Shrimpstaaa October 16, 2023
Get the Cuntstipatedmug. (Adjective)
Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.
Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.
by Warm Angel June 12, 2020
Get the Cuntstipatedmug. by Vun Dersloot December 20, 2019
Get the Cuntstipatedmug. Emotional, feeling or spiritual blockage that is caused by dealing, speaking or encounter with too many cunts in one day
by anonymous October 10, 2022
Get the Cuntstipatemug.