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cartilage

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.
"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"
by Thomual October 21, 2005
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Cunttage

Thats some major Cunttage bro!
by BigEazy1088 May 15, 2016
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Hardilidge Cartilage

When you get wet or get a raging boner from a good rub and finger/tongue fuck in the ear
Hey baby I love the way you work your tounge on my ear canal, giving me a hardilidge cartilage
by The Mortimaster August 12, 2017
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cuntrage

The act whereby a man pisses a woman off to such an extreme level that she goes into a violent cuntrage
eg. unanswered sms sends woman into a crazy cuntrage where she berates a man about his lack of sexual performance and vows never to call him again
by HelloKitty/Shinzlet July 24, 2008
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cuntageous

Man, don't go near her with your dick, she's cuntageous.
by Billy The FIsh March 17, 2003
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cuntage cheese

The white residue left on a pussy after running, workout, or a long day. similar to fromunda cheese, but for girls
I was going to go down on her, then i noticed the cuntage cheese and made a smart decision
by purpslyconfusd1369 March 15, 2010
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cuntslag

1.the stain left by the juices of the vagina, esp. when dried manifesting in solid pieces.
2.a person whose birth and life is reffered to as a walking stain of vaginal dishchage rather than a human being.
3.a term for a person made redundant.
4.a community with a high unemployment rate, esp ex-colliery or ex-manufacruing towns.
5.a general term for the lowest most degenerate people in society: criminals, junkies, whores, politicians, peodophiles (catholic priests), rapists, neo nazis, shop floor managers, estate agents, people who work in call centres, time share salespeople,´readers of ´The Sun´, etc
6.Alternative to H.O.R.S.E. in basket ball.
1.Joe: "Kiera has left cuntslag on my bed through her cuntslag encrusted knickers (?) just by sitting on it, i am going to sniff it to make sure it is cuntslag."
2.Jordan is a cuntslag, she is a chlamydia puss, a dirty fishy cuntslag.
3.A working man: "I´ve been made cuntslag, the bastards´, i´ve got a family ta feed, cuntslag can´t feed a family."
4.Thatcher took our working class communities and she made them cuntslag, they are her cuntslag.
5.Seems like everywhere you look these days there´s just cuntslag all around you scanking, cunting and slaging, fucking cuntslag disease.
6.You have missed 8 shots when i have scored you are the C.U.N.T.S.L.A.G. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
by smatikamatz December 12, 2006
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