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Cuntniferous

The act or proclivity of a feminist who hates men and tries to date them while holding the functionality of the relationship hostige through emotional abuse and then after you've done everything in the world to be a good honest one girl man.....leaves you for one of the other 10 guys she was talking to. Pray you didn't have to get screamed at 10 hrs a night for 5 years straight and lose jobs from sleep depriving hospitalization.
Her stealing my car and filing a restraining order on me souly so I couldn't get the car back that I then needed to live in...even though I would never have even dreamed of laying a hand on a woman my entire life even being screamed at 10hrs a night for 5 years straight over complete horseshit....was cuntniferous
by StormBreakerYT March 16, 2021
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Cuntifier

A well-respected, straight-talking person whose opinion is often sort to determine who is talking shit or who has been acting like a cunt.
He's a really good cuntifier; always says it how it is.
by Professor of pedagogy October 26, 2022
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cuntiersman

n. A person who enjoys having sex with virgins. Specifically, female virgins.
Portmanteau of "cunt" and "frontiersman".
The cuntiersman deflowered a multitude of maidens.
by Captain Fakename March 8, 2015
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Cuntiforous

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adjective

1. cuntingly feral; cuntnoramous; cuntosaurus

2. causing repugnance or aversion: a cuntiforous person
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3. capable of causing cunt expulsion to an exact serving size of one quarter of a cup.

4. tending to cunt dive to excess/overdose resulting in the formation of behaviors consistent with either a woman's cunnylingus hole or <colloquial> a cunt of a person whom much like an over soaked sponge, excretes fluids and/or a foul offputting odour.

5. The condition in which women's dark or coloured underwear have bleach like discoloration stain where the clitoris and vaginal hole press and lightly wedge or cause friction the frontal part of the knickers. There is no such known cause of the phenomena however it is believed by many that in the first cycle of evolution the female homosaepian produced a thick viscous concentrate from her sausage wallet to use for cleaning purposes and disinfect potentially fatal wounds. Over thousands of phases of evolution this has become a more recessive gene in the strands of DNA and as such only after long term use of a pair of undies can the remnants and discontinued trait show. There have been noted gynaecology studies drawing many correlations between a woman's tendency to be drawn to a good stain remover commercial and their biological bleach producing glands.
"Just like that cuntiforous"

"the doctor told me it's cuntiforous"

"cuntingly cunt cunty cunny cuntnoramous cuntiforous cuntracting cunstubble"
by Cuntroller November 28, 2012
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Cuntiferous

An Adjective used to emphasize a person or things tendency to act like a cunt , or bring to light that person or things generally cunty nature.
After i had been acting like an asshole for a week , my girlfriend evened the odds by acting like a cuntiferous beast.
by Dicker Down May 2, 2018
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cuntiferouse

When a man exhibits behavior akin to a female ie backstabbing, acting like he's on the rag,whining,moody ect.
Bob is acting really cuntiferouse lately!
by cardboard to death September 10, 2009
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Cuntier than a lesbian porno

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’
by SquirrelNuts84 March 27, 2022
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