When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery
by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019
Get the Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery mug.1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch
1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche
by faggio April 28, 2005
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Oh! This movie (Twilight) fucking sucks! What is this cuntfuckery?"
Me and Shelby had one HELL of a cuntfuckery goin on in there
Me and Shelby had one HELL of a cuntfuckery goin on in there
by JunkHornet December 12, 2010
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"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other
by blackcherry November 25, 2004
Get the cuntfucker mug.A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.
Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.
Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.
A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"
by Wayner Wayne July 15, 2021
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Get the cuntfuckery mug.Are you tired of carrying around that purse filled with countless useless, shallow earthly possessions? Are your inferior female arms too weak and puny to support stereotypically-female items like makeup and lipstick, insulting the intelligent men who designed them specifically for your special limitations? Enter CuntBucket (TM), the new storage device tailored specifically to women. Since time immemorial, the vagina has been the most useless aspect of a woman, contributing to nothing but the miracle of childbirth and simple physical carnal pleasures. Finally, science has found a use for it. CuntBucket (TM) attaches securely to the vagina using our patented HoleHold (R) technology. The presence of CuntBucket (TM) also helps correct the natural positioning of your legs, ensuring that they are always open. So what are you waiting for? Politely request that your husband call 1800-FLAPBIN today, and start a better life. Ask for Tim. If he's not there, leave a message with the woman that answers, containing your phone number and the phrase "buckets of fun". Do not mention CuntBucket (TM) to this woman. She'll kill me.
Jill: Ah, I see you got yourself a CuntBucket (TM). It looks nice.
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...
Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...
Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?
by cool_walking_ February 19, 2010
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