Cuntapotamous

A fat girl that would take four guys to ride one ass cheek and is a complete Bitch .

I wouldn't ride that Cuntapotamous with four Seat Belts .harpoon day dear whale

by Debbie Dunlap January 21, 2020

Cuntapuss

A girl who talks shit till it come down to actually fighting than they puss out.

Ex: Kelsey: (text) pull up bitchhh!
Maddie: (text) be there in 10 fucker
(Maddie pulls up)
Kelsey: I’m so sorry I didn’t mean it! Can we be friends! I don’t want to fight you
Maddie: Your such a Cuntapuss!!

by Rollindirtygirlll January 23, 2020

Contapolus

An adjective to describe great C-Cup tits

Wow! I've been staring at your breasts for a while and they're contapolus!

by brookyb252 August 4, 2023

cuntapotamuss

A Cuntapotamuss is literally the biggest Cunt that you could imagine there being.

Basically the cunt size of a hippopotamuss.

"That Cum Bucket of an ex you where with has the biggest Cuntapotamuss of a hole that its literally like throwing 10 Cookapotamusses down it n it still wouldnt touch the sides"

"Your the dad" "NOT"

When your mrs has a baby n then gets stitched up n you dont have sex for a few months and then when you do she is ad tight as a virgin and then one day you give it to her and she loose as fuck...

Double fisting some Cuntapotamuss and then sticking the "2 inch wonder from down under" in her afterwoods

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024