Cunt Muffin

For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant

I was talking to Dominik today in class and he was being a real cunt Muffin

by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017

Cunt-Muffin

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!

by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009

cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin

by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018

cunt muffin

The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest

Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique

by frogzx May 31, 2011

Cunt Muffin

when a delicious chocolate chip muffin is placed in and or around the pussy so wen u eat a chick out it tastes fuckin delicious.

dude i totally want to cunt muffin that chick

by themuffinmanwhorunsshow November 11, 2009

Cunt Muffin

a thick/soft woman who is also a stupid bitch you'd like to punch in the face.

Did you hear the way Jenny was talking to Matt? She's a real cunt muffin.

by Hogie Sammich October 23, 2008

Cunt Muffin

Scandalous Levitz, Douche Bag, Annoying person in the group

"Oh damn! It's a Cunt Muffin."

by Jim M. W. May 2, 2007