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cuntballer

One who fists herself regularly.
Insertion of fist into ham wallet periodically.
Jane's hand smells like poon-juice. She must be a cuntballer.
by Douchy Magee April 5, 2007
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cuntyballs

(Irish origin)
A despicable, loathsome, deluded halfwit.
I saw that cuntyballs from Big Brother on the train...
by Shane Lees February 20, 2004
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Cuntball Twat

1. Male version of cunt bitch
2. Lying douche-bag
3. Used to describe people named Chandler
4. Most satisfying if preceded by the word 'fucking'
"God he is such a fucking cuntball twat!"

"What a dumb fucking cuntball twat."
by Pippylongstocking01 January 8, 2012
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cuntball

generally, a fellow who avoids Halloween parties in favor of pseudo intellectual gatherings, and of course, is a douchebag =)
That Kevin isn't showing up tonight? What a cuntball!
by zeroeth October 31, 2010
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cuntball

someone who has attained supreme doucheyness. this person can also be classified as an asshole, fucktard, dipshit, or dumb fuck.
Kirby: Dude, Kelsey, help me with this now! *glares at Kelsey*

Kelsey: Kirby, shut the fuck up. You can be such a cuntball sometimes. *gives Kirby dirty, annoyed look*

Kirby: Huh???????? *looks at her in a dumbfounded way*
by xXMikaGailXx February 15, 2010
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Cuntballs

Cuntballs is the result of intercourse between a mans balls and a woman's cunt. the balls are irreversibly stuck in the woman's vagina.

The only way to free the man is to remove his balls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the balls will remain inside the vagina permanently.

The woman's vagina is now known as Cuntballs instead of the cunt.
Elisa: hows your asshole going?

Joe: Good thanks, how are your Cuntballs going?

Elisa: They're a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good
by Qw3rtyman January 8, 2010
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cuntballyhoo

(1)hyperbole, especially the especial brand of western womenly exagerration that has them believe that every man is making an assault on their stinky western pissholes (2)cuntly complaining.
Did you hear about the guy who was convicted of raping a girl with a condom.
Yeah, she insisted that he don a jamesly before scootin.
Sounds like a lot of cuntballyhoo to me.
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006
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