Counselor Steve

A character in South Park who works at Lake Tardicaca in the 'Crippled Summer' episode and is oblivious of Nathan's schemes to kill his enemy, Jimmy.

Yes, Counselor Steve, I like the fun canoe.

by Nathan44294 June 20, 2010

counselor cuts

When you're at SEP in a food line (either at O'Hill or St. Anne's) and a counselor gets in front of you, apparently for no reason, saying "counselor cuts!"

Counselor 1: I have counselor cuts, man! I get to get in front of you!
Counselor 2: No way. I was standing here forever, wasn't I, Ellie?
Ellie: Um... I don't want to get involved.

by ThatBuffyFan:-) July 7, 2010

Cuncel

New York Mets fans way of saying they have given up on the season before it has ended.

This team is garbage! Cuncel da season!

by Disturbia August 23, 2021

cuntseled

verb: past tense: a cunt who counseled; past participle: presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has been “counseled,” for being a stupid cunt after urging viewers in a TV interview to buy products from the clothing line & jewelry line of presidential daughter Ivanka Trump.

Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has cuntseled veiwers on live national tv to buy shitty products...

by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017

Farmer Counsel

Mr. Counsel's evil twin. Hates HASS, and lOvEsSsSs Sheep. If you see him, run, he's way too positive

Damn, that guys loves sheep. He must be Farmer Counsel

by im a sheep June 23, 2019

Cuntelligence

Intelligent but in a cunty fashion

Cuntisha displays high levels of cuntelligence in class

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Jedi Counsel

When everyone sits in a row (or circle). Each person has something to smoke weed from and they simultaneously smoke and pass. Everyone is always smoking something.. in the jedi fashion!

"Last night was awesome, John and I smoked three bowls and then watched That 70s Show forever"
"Pshht... we did jedi counsel for an hour"

by Emilee K. January 22, 2009