cunky monkey

A really stupid thing that stupid retards say because it makes no sense

Person 1: Wow you really are a cunky monkey

Person 2: That makes absolutely no sense you stupid idiot

by KingGuaca April 14, 2021

Funky Cunky

Funky Cunky describes a couple where one is cute and the other is kinky, and both are fun

"Oh look at that couple , they're funky Cunky"

"Daniel is so cute and Emily is so Kinky, thy look like they have so much fun together"

'Oh look at that couple, they're funky Cunky'
'Daniel is so cute and Emily is so Kinky, they look like they have tons of fun together, they're Funky Cunky!'

by Summerlovinghadmeablast July 12, 2016

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019

Cuntyology

Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.

What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 24, 2020

Uncle Cunty

A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.

Don't be such an Uncle Cunty!
I am Uncle Cunty!

by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2018

Chunky buddy

Its a term of calling someone or something big in a funny way

This guys booty looks like a chunky buddy

by Lance Aaron July 19, 2021

Cuntyon

A woman's vagina that smells like an onion.

My friend called his girlfriend a cuntyon after having oral sex.

by J. Luck January 14, 2017