cumslinger

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.

Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

cunnilingrapist

An individual who gives such great lower back massages that cunnilingus becomes irresistible and a certainty to the person receiving the massage.

Girl my masseuse is so good at what he does. He is a total cunnilingrapist! My ass just gave itself away without my consent.

by Lyr4D August 4, 2020

cunilinguist

A person who performs cunnilingus/oral sex.

Your mom uses a perfect combination of tounge and lip, being the cunilinguist that she is.

by Dave L -- Vernon, CT January 12, 2003

Cunnilinger

When one lingers while eating out a vagina for a little too long.

Watch out, he is known to cunnilinger.

by ASHMA December 20, 2008

cunilingus

To perform oral sex on a female.

Hey sexy! How do you feel about cunilingus.

by Xyrus November 6, 2003

cunilingus

oral stimulation of the vagina

i performed cunilingus on her

by Sammy March 26, 2003

cumslinger

A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.

Dude, the cumslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008