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cumputer

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)
Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.
by tedx November 9, 2006
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cumshitter

1. A homosexual male who enjoys taking a dick into his ass and having another male ejaculate his man juice into his ass, resulting in the taker shitting out cum after the homoerotic experience.

2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
Lance Bass is a cumshitter .
by 0prah August 8, 2006
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Cumputer

A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.
Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.

Some people think they need to cumpute everything.

Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)

There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.

Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.

Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.

Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?

Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!

Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!

Would you like to cumpute a family together?

Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.

People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.

Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.

Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023
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cumsquatter

When a homosexual male couple are engaging in sex and the man on top just sits down on his partner's dick and lets him jizz into him.
Man, this guy at the club is known as the biggest cumsquatter in the bar.
by cjo May 6, 2003
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computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

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She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.
by cebaby June 20, 2009
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Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.
My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.
by John The Savage February 19, 2015
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computter

This stupid computter takes an hour to load.
by 5'11"racer October 16, 2006
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