chumpsicle

being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft

"hey Luke do you have a condom?"
"sorry bra, I don't"
".....you clowny horse faced chumpsicle"

by rizkid June 22, 2008

cutesicle

Someone who is so cute you have an uncontrolled urge to lick them like a popsicle.

Look at the cutesicle over there, I could eat him up on a hot summer day.

by Lauren Poppins September 20, 2014

Carolina cumsicle

the act of ejaculating repeatedly into an ice cube tray and sticking tooth picks in it like a frozen tasty treat and passing it out to the neighborhood kids you hate.

Kids: Mister why is this shit so salty

Old trash baster: cause its a Carolina Cumsicle, bitches

by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

Arctic Cumcicle

When you ejaculate in arctic conditions (preferably from somewhere high up like a balconey) and it freezes before it hits the ground.

I heard Jessica was sent to the ER because Billy hit her in the head with an Arctic Cumcicle.

by ArcticSniper June 26, 2019

cumcicle

The act of when a hot women gives you the best blowjob ever and you cum in her mouth and she slobbers it all over your cock

That hot cute bitch gave me such a good fucking blowjob i cummed in her mouth and she finished it off with a cumcicle

by cucamonga22 December 16, 2005

cumsickle

One who is better than a cumslut in societies eyes, but is much more addicted to cum.

That girl Daria is Swazz's cumsickle

by ilikeweener February 26, 2012

cumsicle

when a guy cums in a girl oustide during the winter,then lets it drip out as it freezes,followed by another girl sucking the "cumsicle"

GIRL 1 to GIRL 2-so i heard you let "bob" do a cumsicle with you and your mom.

GIRL 2 to GIRL 1-yea,thats true it was the best time of my life.

by anonypooh October 8, 2010