Cumfight

To fight with ones cum, often involving drink and a night in a small flat, Human Edjaculate is the best and only projectile involved.

"hey im going to go on a instant messiging program and challenge people to a cumfight!"

by MatthewPerryBlack November 17, 2009

cummish

A substance, usually a liquid, that vaguely resembles ejaculation of the male variety. Aka Cum

That sauce looks cummish.

by Abb90 February 28, 2019

Cumish

When the surface of something fills like cum

Bro why is your hand so cumish

by NOT GAY BOY___________________ May 5, 2022

Cutfished

When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.

Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”

by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022

Cumish

The state of not knowing when one orgasm ends and the next begins; pure sexual bliss

It was a fabulous, cumish evening together- one I will not soon forget!!

by MKD17 June 18, 2025