honey cumslot

A pussy that tastes so bad that you have to put honey on it to withstand it.

Last night i was with a total honey cumslot

by tanner gumballs November 15, 2016

cumclogged

after ejaculation and not all of it is out and you ignore it, then it dries over the hole.

Mike Southwood tried to pee one morning but he could not because he was cumclogged

by chinky January 22, 2004

Cumclothism

Anything that Amy Cumcloth says, ever, has now become known as a Cumclothism.

Amy: Oh my God. I totally love dick!

Someone else: Wow, Amy just coinced a new Cumclothism. I'm glad I was there at this historic occasion.

by copper-boom December 7, 2011

Bungee cum clot

When hisokas bungee cum becomes too much and gets stuck like a boner kinda in a way but like then the cum can’t come out so yeah

At the mere sight of gon,hisoka was already experiencing a bungee cum clot

by L’s toe sucker September 1, 2022

cumclock

When your grandma hugs you so tight that you cum so hard you stop time for 7 years.

Yo dude my gam gam cumclocked me into my early twenties

by Theboisouthere November 15, 2019

cum clot

What you get when you don't piss for a while after sex. Sometimes results in a little bleeding.

Damn, I fucked this skanky ho and a few hours later I tried to piss, but I had painful cum clots that hurt like a bastard.

by Steve (from near Denver) January 21, 2006

cum clot

an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed bump

"Did you see that moron cum clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?"

by tah-dard! September 22, 2011