Umbilical cord baby 

After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby

The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby

Umbilical cord baby by Joenny October 29, 2022

umbilical cord 

something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos

you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!

umbilical cord by iminhellplshelpahhh July 28, 2024

white umbilical cord 

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...

Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.

white umbilical cord by pentozali October 26, 2011

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

Climbing the umbilical cord by V3_JT September 14, 2021