School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.
Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina
a term used to describe a dickhead who gets high and hangs out in a Cumberland Farms parking lot. A Cumberland Jawns is usually a chubbystoner high school kid who drives around in his mom's ride. Cumberlans Jawns' usually congregate together and refer to each other as such. Can be shortened to "Jawnsen" or simple "Jawns"
A school infested with bong rats and cap heads, known for caring more about hoodies than education. Sending your child to this school with infect the student with “eshay” which will lead to a very early death
Jeff: “did you hear what happened at Cumberland high school the other day”
Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”
Cumberland Regional is the large pathetic cluster of seven school districts into one. It is the capital of teen pregnancies, wanna be gangsters, rednecks, and last but not least sluts. Where sports are a complete joke, and the security consists of over weight ex-thugs. Only 25% of the graduates go away, and the other 75% return to work at the local McDonalds and wawa. All of the bathrooms are locked due to the students smoking weed in them.
Cumberland Beach is a beautiful community just north of, the substantially less beautiful,Orillia. Cumberland Beach has 2 convenience stores located directly across the road from one another, 1 public school that only provides to kindergartens-grade 4 before shipping them off to Ardtrea.
As there is little police traffic traveling through this little slice of heaven, it is commonplace to see a neighbour out and about with an open bottle of alcohol.
"Hey, man, Cumberland Beach is great."
"Dude, wanna head down to the corner store in Cumberland Beach that's on the left side of the road? It's better."