cumberjack

A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).

I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.

by OG5 February 9, 2008

reverse cumberjack

Mechanically similar to the cumberjack, but instead of ejaculating on the woman's face, and pooping in her belly button, the man ejaculates on her stomach and poops in her mouth.

Phyllis was okay with being cumberjacked, but when she least expected it, he pulled a fast one and gave her the reverse cumberjack.

by OG5 February 9, 2008

cutterfuck

A cutterfuck is a one word no space term for someone who cuts themselves just to flaunt off there cuts for attention. most people have never heard of a cutterfuck but most people know one or two cutterfucks

Me: hey whats are those on your wrist...OMG!!
cutterfuck: yea, i did them lastnight in the shower...im emotionally fucked. wanna hang out?
me:cutterfuck say what *cough*
cutterfuck:what?
me: sure we can hang out heres my fake #
cutterfuck:yay

by zachary Foster April 29, 2008

cyberfucking

When someone has an internet relationship with a person they have never met in real life.

I got pissed when I caught my wife cyberfucking a dork from Albuquerque she met on MySpace

by tbullphoto August 14, 2009

Cyberfucked

When you've been using the internet/videogames non stop for hours on end and your/ someone else's head starts to hurt.

Devan: Wanna play some Fortnite or watch some Plant Vids
Victoria: Nah dude I'm cyberfucked I think I'm gonna lay down

by VickyDaKid November 1, 2019

cyberfuckit

During this stay at home order due to COVID-19, 'Cyberfuckit' can be referred to anything a person does not like, cares about, or wants to do.

"You going to that Zoom meeting today?"
"I guess, Cyberfuckit."

by AlexPKeaton25 April 2, 2020

Cyberfucked

When your game Glitches or bugs out.

Man this game is so glitchy, I'm getting Cyberfucked

by MoonGuild March 23, 2021