The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina
Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint
by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020
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by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
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Generally to escalate to penetration, but always to grind one's genitals against another person; regardless of their state of consciousness
Generally to escalate to penetration, but always to grind one's genitals against another person; regardless of their state of consciousness
It started out as passing out on the couch together but turned into one sided dry humping , then wild monkey sex because jason was an aggressive active cuddler and carolyn was easily aroused.
by pseudo-Jason October 12, 2013
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by Asherz210 November 17, 2018
Get the Agressive Cuddler mug.It's when a sexual intercourse is performed on a beach and the penis falls out and some of the sand sticks onto it but instead of wiping it off, the penis gets inserted back into the vagina/anus.
Billy - "Sandy just got some sand in her vagina when I did a chicken cuddler."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."
by Call me Steve February 28, 2009
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Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers
Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.
by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009
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