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cuddlebitch

a guy who always ends up in the dreaded " lets just be friends zone" with females he is attracted to. Consequently gets to hear all her problems, runs around after her and basically acts like her female friend....but with testicles. You heard of "friends with benefits", well this sort of idiot is a"boyfriend without benefits!"
Igor: "you see Dennis is running around after Chloe again"
Olly : "yeh ,hes not gonna get in her knickers though....hes just her cuddlebitch!"
by mingemuncher September 24, 2009
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Cuddleable

something that you can cuddle with
jerry is cuddleable
by XCONUN July 24, 2018
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Cuddleable

someone/something that has an appeal to be cuddled. For example, maybe a stuffed animal or a pet. A small petit person or an adorable person where you just wanna pinch their cheeks and hold them. Maybe even a tall person that you wanna cuddle up to and hug them to feel cozy.
You’re so cuddleable I just wanna squeeze you

It’s so fluffy I’m gonna diieeee
by elizabethjohnsonxo January 31, 2020
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Cuddlerape

When you suddenly go from cuddling to doing sexual things, and vice versa, or cuddling and doing sexual things at the same time.
I was really shocked when my boyfriend cuddleraped me last night.
by FwahnessTrademark September 23, 2009
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Cuddlebanned

Only happens in the realm Gorefiend, on the game World of Warcraft.

Happens if you get your account banned after you get reported by Cuddletauren or Cuddlepreist for misconduct in Trade Chat.
2. Trade Nimrod: Son of a bitch, we fucking wiped in Kara and my fucking groupfull of douchebags disbanded.

2. Trade Cuddletauren: reported.

2. Trade Rymar: Dude, you just got Cuddlebanned.
by Rymar October 17, 2008
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Cuddlerape

Noun: What happens when you unwillingly cuddlecum all over. See also: Cuddlecumming.
Jason cuddleraped Jess while she was trying to watch tv in bed.
by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010
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Cuddlebae

The one you wish to cuddle with, or spend personal time with. Your significant other.
by coltniss April 16, 2014
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