Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Cuban Time

A length of time that is extended beyond the normal measure or standard by society. Usually by an incrementing setting, such as hours later than expected.

IE: Alternate dimension of time that Cubans use or those native to the Miami area.

Dude where is Getter with the Rp ?

Dunno man he runs on Cuban Time.

by Shiaru Ishtar March 31, 2011

cuban frappe

To piss in a coffee cup, eg. frappe or starbucks cup

- Dude you really did a Cuban Frappe into a starbucks?
- I am not telling you about the process.

by str4t0s March 22, 2023

salty cuban

Male ejaculating on the face of passed-out partners face, then applying partners shaved pubic hair to aforementioned semen. The resulting combination of seamen and pubic hair to resemble a Cuban exile arriving in Florida after a extended time on the ocean.

Last night I gave her a "Salty Cuban"

by millboy May 31, 2013

Cuban Resources

A department at a large company that oversees the advancement of Cubans and other hispanics at the expense of Caucasians.

Shaniqua from Cuban Resources suspended a white man for offending Marcal.

by Jean Shepherd January 19, 2010

cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a girl's asshole. Similar to a Portuguese breakfast.

Tommy gave his girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. Let's just say it was a bit messy.

by arylius December 1, 2020

Virgin Cuba Libre

Coca Cola

Virgin Cuba Libre is rum and cola without the rum!

"I would like a virgin cuba libre, please!"
"Isn't that just a coke?"
"Yes! And please make it diet."

by MRCOOPER March 6, 2013