cubic zirconia

A man's best friend.

Girlfriend: You know - diamonds are a girls best friend.
Boyfriend: yeah? Not a guys. That diamond burned a hole in my wallet. I think I'll stick with dogs and cubic zirconia.

by Jbomb11 March 21, 2009

cubical rat

A person inside your office that reports anything and everything done at work that you or your coworkers could get in trouble for.

"I'm pretty sure Lisa is a Cubical Rat. She saw me checkin out that chicks page you sent me yesterday and now i have a meeting with the Boss Lady."

by inadrat December 31, 2006

cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."

The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!

by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013

cubic assload

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

by Gordo June 5, 2003

cubic formula

a formula that can be used to solve for the roots of degree 3 polynomials of the form ax^3 + bx^2 + cx + d = 0.

> Can you help me solve this cubic equation?
Just plug it into the cubic formula.

by WolframAlphaZero August 28, 2021

Cubical time

Double penetration

My friend Noff got cubical time last night, now he needs a catheter to take a leak.

by ChocolatePeople December 7, 2010

Cubic Creeper

A term used to describe the character trait of Spongebob in some modern episodes, often from Seasons 6-8 where he is an overly obsessed stalker of Squidward Tentacles. The “cubic creeper” is often seen peeping on Squidward while he’s taking a bath, taking peeps inside his medicine cabinet, leering at Squidward while thinking about being “together forever” and stealing vacuum cleaners to force Squidward to “visit” the inside his house.

The cubic creeper snuck into Squidward’s abode so many times that he was able to replicate its interior layout to the tiniest detail.

by Zombies4EvaDude February 12, 2022