crystal palace

thought by some to be good , not me not 6 billon other people, palace are crap, turd , poo, shit......

crystal palace are crap

by almay May 2, 2005

crystal palace

To crystal palace means to relax and go with the flow. Dont worry about it and it will happen on its own.

Steve: "Dude how long should I put the bread in the toster?"
Mark: "you gotta let it crystal palace."

by rallyprox April 7, 2005

crystal palace

A term used for crystal meth

If someone asked you "hey, do you want to go to the crystal palace tonight?" that person would be asking you if you wanted to do some meth.

by Copernicus P. Einstein March 12, 2009

Crystal Palace

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.

dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.

by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 22, 2011

Crystal Palace

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.

by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008

Crystal Palace

Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.

I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.

by SpikeDante May 22, 2007

Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.

"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"

by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017