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cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.
Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.
by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008
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The dopest/strongest weed sold illegally by street dealers...
This shit right here is Cryptacronnacunnalight cronic!!!
by Katt Williamz December 19, 2008
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Cryptard

Someone who thinks they know Cryptocurrencies and Assets, but know fuck-all. Generally, someone who has been in crypto form 1 day to 20 weeks only, but who are pig headed and ignorant mental pygmies.

Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.

Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.

E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.
OK, fine, invest in that ShiteCoin Cryptard. Same time, same place next week; or will you be at home crying about your losses?

No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.

Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.

Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?
by Dingus McFlaggan May 9, 2018
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cryptorchid

A developmental defect marked by the failure of the testes to descend into the scrotum.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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cryptorchild

cryptorchild lyircs " prick your finger it is done the moon has now eclipse the sun
the angel has spread its wings the time has come for better things "
by cheetos whore [[akk]] December 10, 2008
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Cryptorchid Chipmunk

Ass-lancing schiz-ska band from West Virginia composed of a bunch of gay guys and a few lesbians. As my friend Kevo the Black Man would say, "DEY SO CRAZY MAAAN I DIDN EVEN BE KNOWIN WHAT I THINKIN!??!" Couldn't have said it better myself.
by Emily GM-Mapplethorpe September 8, 2005
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Cryptochronicpelkalite

A girlfriend so perfect she is to hard to describe. She drives you crazy and you can't help but love her and want to wife her up.
My girl is on some next level cryptochronicpelkalite.
by Mason_nh July 19, 2017
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