cryler

A person who says they will never cry in movies but ends up doing so.

A mix of cry and liar.

"Uhh, I knew she was a total cryler when she watches Titanic."

by Tekita August 9, 2009

cryerbation

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.

Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.

by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

Craner

Wise and wild~~~~unique and down to earth.

craner is there for everyone. She is wise beyond her years yet young and fun!!

by hottcougar February 3, 2010

crybernating

Spending time away from regular daily activities after being defeated by the world, to sulk and have a self 'why me' pity party... enabling one to come back into the world, refreshed- back with a vengeances.

After losing Brandon in the Big Brother House, Rachel spent much of a week crybernating, only to be ready to compete to her fullest against the other competitors.

by french tipsy August 15, 2011

Cryceratops

A whiner. Someone who's whining.

Synonyms: Whinoceros

Why don't you stop being such a Cryceratops.

by iheartfast September 8, 2010

Cryberbation

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

by Timpon68 February 7, 2013

dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

by coombskid22 May 12, 2014