cryberry

1. (noun) Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.

3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"

4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.

1. Michelle said "Jenny stop being a cryberry about it we are not talking walnuts. "

2. Wow these Cryberries taste great, what was the baby seal tear count again?

by shovex March 12, 2011

Cybertruck

The product of Elon smoking something and downloading blender, both being his first times.

Person 1: Yo, what do ya think about the new Cybertruck?

Person 2: looks like Elon decided he wanted to try blender for the first time, and not much else.

Person 1: lmao

by Abhi345 December 4, 2019

Cybertruck bullying

When you repeatedly throw a heavy metal ball at someone’s high tech electric truck, shattering both two side windows and Elon musks dreams of an electric future in the process.

“That was a great Tesla event, but I do wonder if that guy will be executed backstage for cybertruck bullying Elon in front of the whole world.”

“You’ve gotta have some big heavy balls to cybertruck bully Elon Musk like that!”

by Indykapindy November 22, 2019

cybertransexual

A person who poses as the opposite sex whilst online, to attract the attention of the desired sex.

John is a right cybertransexual.

by Tom Prague July 16, 2007

cybertoothing

noun, verb, adj: the act of using social media to air your grievances

absolutely amazed at the amount of cybertoothing on twitter today!

by beelee1113 January 26, 2011

cybertension

When you can feel the awkwardness through the internet

"Last night i was talking to him on myspace, and we had nothing to talk about. I could just feel the cybertension between us."

by KookyMonkeys January 20, 2009

crybernate

When you go and cry, alone under your covers with the lights off for a really long time.

Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.

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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...

by ChargeitUp October 8, 2016