crybernating

Spending time away from regular daily activities after being defeated by the world, to sulk and have a self 'why me' pity party... enabling one to come back into the world, refreshed- back with a vengeances.

After losing Brandon in the Big Brother House, Rachel spent much of a week crybernating, only to be ready to compete to her fullest against the other competitors.

by french tipsy August 15, 2011

Cybernation

A fun game that brings out the inner nerd in us all, however it is plauged by crooked moderators that feel as though 40,000 participants is a large number on the World-Wide-Web and so ban people from the site for ridiculous reasons including refering to the game as a "game" and for using smilies on the forums or fighting an alliance the moderators like.

Michael: Dude you check your cybernations yet?

Connor:Nah I got banned for signing on from a different IP address.

Michael:Did you send an appeal?

Connor: Yeah but it was improperly capitalized so I was denied.

Michael:Well at least you got your life back now.

by The Master Cooke October 6, 2010

Cryberbation

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

by Timpon68 February 7, 2013

chibernate

To hibernate Chicago style. To survive the apocalyptic reality that is Chicago winter one must take aggressive measures to ensure sustenance of the soul and physical being. This entails guaranteeing you secure a Chibernation partner for nothing else other than body heat shared through prolonged snuggling. In selecting who you choose to Chibernate with you should give significant thought to the following:

Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question

Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning

A robust cable package including all premium channels

4x4 car

Would you like to Chibernate with me? I am looking for a Chibernation partner. Could you see yourself spending this winter Chibernating with me?

by chameleon November 4, 2014

cybernations

A fun browser-based strategy game in which you fight wars against other nations and join alliances. Moderator bias makes it impossible to fight against some of the larger alliances because the mods just delete enemy nations because the internet is serious business.

Person 1: Hey man, how's your nation in Cybernations?

Person 2: SwordOfEstel deleted it because I refused to trade with her nation "Pope Hope".

by treefinguy August 15, 2007

Cybernation

Human form of hibernation. Where a person ends all social contact with other people in the name of the internet.

"Is Lewis coming out tonight?"..."no he's gone into cybernation"

by Augustus Scott Kennedy December 12, 2007

cybernating

when somebody is usually online all the time, due to a hardline, constant internet source, and then disappears for more than forty eight hours without a trace

guy 1: "dude, i didn't see you online this weekend. where were you?"
guy 2: "sorry bro, i was cybernating"

by majero March 23, 2004